Thursday, January 14, 2010

Not Just Another Day

It was yet another long day at office. I dragged myself to the station and waited anxiously for half an hour to entrain. At about 9:30 p.m. I got the train to my home. The road was deserted by the time I reached my lane; a lone dog was staring at me with brutally cold eyes. I slowly walked up my three storied building. Much to my despair, I do not have my house keys . My parents have left the city on a trip, obviously locking the house!


I was curing myself being so glued to work. Suddenly a thought struck, what if they had given the keys to my neighbour. Good Thought, but how can I disturb them at 10:00. Never mind, I do not have a choice now. I rang the bell. A man in mid fifties opened the door and gave me a cold stare. I could read his mind, what the f**k do you want. I camouflaged myself to an innocent, overworked gullible child and asked at my subservient best, if my parents have given him our house keys.


He slammed the door on my face. I did not know what to do. I stood there like a stupid, totally lost. After 3 minutes his door opened. Is this your keys, he said arrogantly. I did not mind his tone or his unkind gesture, but was overjoyed looking at my keys. Alas I have a place to sleep tonight. I thanked him and quickly opened the door and threw my laptop on my couch. My house was like never before absolutely placid, I could even hear the echoes of my thoughts. OMG it was a deadly silence.
Then I switched on my television and made the house reverberate with noise. I am now happy, I have a companion, and the one that exactly does what I ask it do. My remote control. I then decided to have a shower, I switch on the instant heater and slipped inside my bathroom. Had a refreshing bath listening to the songs played in the television. I then switched 100 channels back and forth for the next one hour and finally concluded that people were right, television is an idiot box.
I then decided to turn few pages of a long pending novel that i wanted to read. It has been sleeping on my bed for ages now. After all these months, I could still get to the page where I last left. No wonder it was the second page of the book and the last time I read the first page, I told myself I am not going to read this book again and this was the tenth time so far. I suddenly hear a strange noise in my room. I chose to ignore it the first time. After a minute I hear it again. It was anything but good to hear when one wants to sleep. I chose to ignore it again.


I finally succeed this time, I turned the page and now the page number reads three. I finally accomplished today something that I could not do for some months now. I kept reading and I hear the same disturbing sound again. I am now getting a little curious and more irritated. After a day long work, you at least want to sleep undisturbed. Illusion. Thats what I thought and closed the book with immense satisfaction as I read 10 pages of the incorrigible book. I switched off the lights and sneaked into my bedsheet tucked bed. And I know hear the gruelling noise louder than ever.
What on earth was that...I was bitten in my leg, in total darkness I lay totally confused and extremely feared. How could she have got into my bedroom. Worser she did not make any noise. Or did I not hear any? Whatever, this is not the time for thinking. Its time to act before its too late.. She bit me again in my neck this time. I cannot see her, I cannot smell her, I cannot touch her. Holy Shit..Whats happening around me. I got out of my bed and slowly edged up to switch on the lights.


I switched on the lights and as I expected, there was no one in the room. How is this even possible, i did not hear my bedroom door opening, it always does a highly irritating screechy sound. Am I hallucinated, no I see droplets of blood on my legs. I know what to do, I quickly went to the kitchen and grabbed a spray that keep any night time enemies at bay. For once I see the courageous me. I want to face it all alone..without making much hue and cry. Come on Devil..lets fight it out.


I now slowly tread towards my bedroom. I open the door and again there is nothing there. I switch of the lights and pretend to sleep. As expected, another bite in my forehead. God damn it i shouted in pain, why cant you reveal yourself, you cowardly bitch. How do u expect me to fight you if you don’t show up. Well I know how to tackle this. I take the spray near me and started violently spraying all over my bedroom. After 2 minutes I started to suffocate because of the deadly emission from the spray. Things we use to kill others, kills us. What a revelation in the stroke of the midnight.
I ran out of my bedroom and waited patiently for sometime to go back in. I now switch on the lights. I see droplets of blood in the snow white bedsheet. Among the blood stained bedsheet, she laid dead. Tiny little Anopheles bitch. I got you. Thanks to HLL, their product did work. But it could have overworked if I had not been a little careful to get out of the room. I opened my bedroom to ventilate the poisonous gas from my place and finally lied down to sleep.


I wake up at eight. Yesterday was a bizarre night and I am a murderer, I killed one living being. No wait..Did I see it right. I squeezed my eyes to doubly check, I don’t believe my eyes. I jumped out of my bed. Oh My god. What have I done. I killed a dozen of them last night. I have never felt so proud before. Its indeed difficult to fight an invisible enemy.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Job Openings

Folks,
We have a lot of open positions in our company and we are looking for smart IT professionals who are game, to join one of the successful start ups of the year 2009.

If you are interested or know someone who might be please write to me at ajay@kubos.biz.

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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Life is fun(ny)

Call it incredible or weird or even stupid, but more you try to understand the nuances of life, the more you get lost in its sphere of vastness. The things that brought sorrow brings you joy, the things you loved, you now dislike, and you feel the presence of certain things that you thought that never existed.

I am neither being optimistic nor pessimistic, neither paranoid nor normal. Life by itself, when you turn and look back at the zillion things that has changed and that is going to change, is so damn funny. We think life is a controlled experiment, we have a constant value for all the variables. May be some of us think , things can go in a different way only by the event of adding a catalyst.. That thought itself is very amazing to begin with.

I am still wondering what makes the clock tick, what makes us move, what does the sum total of all existent and non existing things in the world, do. What is the single reason for existence. Is there truly a difference between good and bad, like and dislike, imagination and real.

What happened to me suddenly, I am not this kind of a weird socially unacceptable person with self conceived notions of the universe such as a moron/psycho/philosopher/yogi. I am sure some of us would have come across this phase where we feel completely lost one fine morning and trying to identify ourselves with things/people around us and not just us to reason the logic behind our very own existence.

Is it what people call the "Calling"..May be yes..I hear a distant voice "Ajay, Come here.I was looking for you for long time now"....I turn around and I see......................... My Manager.

Monday, November 02, 2009

A Crazy Idea

Like any other day, my thoughts were wandering aimlessly across the cosmos....Then out of no where ,an idea struck me....My mind immediately shrugged it off saying..forget it dude...after all you tought it..it has all the more reasons to be useless and cranky..

How do I care,what my mind says...I have the liberty to write, whatever I like here....So the idea is...to create a web portal that helps in Ideation....'Ideation"...you heard it right....I know for sure that I am not the lone soul in this world who has an wandering mind, thinking about a lot of issues/problems / concerns/suggestions/improvement ..etc....

So this portal intends to tap on this ever unstable erratic mind process of ideation..I am sure that you did not understand anything that has been written thus far....Please dont skip reading..Lemme explain..

When I was riding my Activa on a busy saturday evening, I found numerous cars on the road, everything but 800 and Alto looked different and appealing to me. I had a thought ,why not Maruthi scrap both 800 and Alto and come up with a newly and innovatively designed sub compact car priced between 800 and alto...Well it might be a bad idea....but Idea is still an idea...and can be proven wrong only after market test..

Imagine the scene at the Cheif Strategist office in many large organizations, they need to constantly think on improving their products and where will they get the ideas from. They do a lof of these market research to find out customers requirements....and then R&D to develop a prototype and then market testing followed by launch...the leadership of the organization has to focus on all these activities...Ideas that evolve from this environment cannot be Greatly different..So instead of a pull strategy , why not use a push strategy...Let your customers tell you what you should be doing...

I am sure all of us, would have been happier with our products being a little different than the way it is now. How will an organization effectively know this, or how sure can they bank on their think tanks to come up with mind blowing Ideas every quarter...Well not impossible but not very effective though..

So one solution can be ..a place where commoners can discuss about making products better...be it commercial items like car, soap, apparel,drinks or, governmental like infrastructure/ bribe/crime...or civic such as global warming, pollution control and disease awareness program...Hear the people..they might have some real good ideas.....

Okies....Why this post...there can be an idea like this later and I am going to demand royalty or sue the company for copyrights infringement.....ha ha....just kidding...its just another instance of my frenzied thought process....

Embracing my own Idea...I welcome thoughts and suggestions....

Monday, October 12, 2009

Bitten by Socializing Bug

I do not know the reason why , when many asked me if I am in facebook, I replied a BOLD no casually, I did not get the thought to register. People even said grow up, orkut is no more fun, only then I realised that I was not frequenting Orkut as well. Last week, a friend of mine , was talking to me about twitter.

OMG, why dont people be happy with themselves or simply be quiet..Why is everybody highly addicted to chat and talk....We have become extremely dependent on people/machines... Anyways I decided to "follow the crowd", using same mantra which was preached right from childhood. So After a long long time, I register with facebook and twitter. If not for socializing, atleast I can take part in a discussion on them and be happy that I added two cents . However, I should accept that Linkedin was purely my choice, I thought it is good to be seen on a professional networking site.

Having said that, I have added everyone as my friend, technology has greatly improved, mass invitations are now possible, so One click , and I am connected to all my friends, even if I happen to miss someone, I am sure they will find me. This is the advantage you have, when reach first or last...You will never be forgotten......

So Happy Facebooking, Twitting, Linkedining...or Whatever ;-)